The IKEA Contract

The IKEA Contract

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Let’s go to IKEA and not fight. We will:

  1. Make a list before we go.
  2. Enter through the warehouse, not the showrooms.
  3. Park near the exit.
  4. Only eat one hot dog.
  5. Use a flatbed shopping cart.
  6. Try to pronounce the Swedish words and laugh about it.
  7. Ask for help when we can’t find the